We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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