I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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