so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
