Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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