jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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