its not stalking. its research.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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