Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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