Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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