Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The power of my boobs compel you
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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