maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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