Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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