and next time when you feel me up, do it right
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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