its not stalking. its research.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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