I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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