The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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