So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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