Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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