are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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