don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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