you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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