He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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