Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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