i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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