what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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