would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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