So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
you had me at cake vodka
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
How does it feel to date your dad?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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