I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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