he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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