i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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