Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You made out with two different species that night
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I want a musical about memes.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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