Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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