Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I woke up under a house in Key West
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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