Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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