I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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