this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
