Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
So squirting runs in the family.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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