Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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