Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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