Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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