Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
