Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Randomize
