me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sext me about skeletons
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