my phone needs a breathalizer
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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