She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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