love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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