You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
people are starting to question the shark bite story
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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