By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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