I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
But break dance skills will only take you so far
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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