dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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