I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
