it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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