problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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