is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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