Are we in a gay sports bar?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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