Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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